π‘ perpetually unbecoming π‘
Anonymous asked:
My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
bettedavisgf Answer:
there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake
the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??
you gotta be fucking kidding me
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
Itβs extremely rare for me to not post something because itβs too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
(via feraligatr)
high as fyuck off life. and weed.
damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb
(via tortlasagna)
rage is ancient and whoever’s is moving through me rn was a fucking cunt
